Just how should 'scone' be pronounced?
I hit a bone
Upon a stone
I needed help so I used the phone
I called up Joan
Said I'm on my own
She said I should rest and eat a scone.
But when I went to eat the scone
I was alone. The scone was gone.
Instead of scone, there was none - not one!
It cost a ton! I've been done!
This is no fun.